this is how I learned to stop doing it, people should reblog this.
this is actually important
Hey look self harm advice that acknowledges that there’s more than two reasons that people do it
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what do women have in the middle of their legs?
knees
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
“abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
Sometimes you have a favorite character and you just ship them with everyone because why the fuck not.
And then you have a favorite character and you can only ship them with ONE PERSON and any ship besides that ONE SHIP is just *HISS* GET OUT
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
“Some kid just finished jerking off…”
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t changing.
So what’s new? Simply, Tumblr gets better faster. The work ahead of us remains the same – and we still have a long way to go! – but with more resources to draw from.
Yahoo is the original Internet company, and Marissa and her team share our dream to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas. I couldn’t be more excited to have her help. We also share a vision for Tumblr’s business that doesn’t compromise the community and product we love. Plus both our logos end with punctuation!
As always, everything that Tumblr is, we owe to this unbelievable community. We won’t let you down.
Fuck yeah,
DavidHEY LOOK GUYS A LEGITIMATE POST FROM STAFF REMINDING YOU THAT NOTHING IS HAPPENING TO TUMBLR EXCEPT FOR A FASTER RATE OF IMPROVEMENT.
- MAYBE
- EVEN
- THE SHIT
- WE CONSTANTLY
- ASK FOR
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW
OH MY GOD
